Shtuff :)

Tuesday, March 22, 2011


My Crap List:

  • School
  • Band
  • Band Teacher
  • Math
  • Math Teacher
  • Homework
  • Teachers who give Homework
  • Money
  • Jobs
  • Gas
  • Parker
  • Math
  • Time
  • Disease
  • Parker
  • Westlake
  • Tiredness
  • Band Teacher
  • Parker
  • Parker
  • Parker
  • Parker
  • Parker
  • Parker...

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Way to End The Season :)

I am a band geek.
For being pretty new to the whole -marching- thing,
Ending my marching career is a pretty tough shindig. Today was my last Indoor Drumline Competition, at Stansbury High School. Its way the poo out there, but they had a pretty cool set up. We came off of that floor actually feeling good about our show.

which is always a pretty grand thing.

So Nick and I went down to recieve the awards, and the announcer calls out "Region A Awards, with a score of 75.(blah-de-blah)... LEHI IMPACT!!"

And, being the first group called, Nick and I assumed we got third place. (for those that don't know, we took 1st last week)
To say the least, we were kinda cheesed about the whole thing, but as it turns out, the announcer called out the order of 1st, 2nd, 3rd (and usually it is the other way around!)

So, we won :) which for a bunch of first time indoor drumline-marchers, is pretty grand :)

As for Weber High, and Copper Hills High,

You can go eat goat poop :))

Friday, March 11, 2011

Brain Poop #1

Wish List:
  1. Singing Skilllllz
  2. A legitimate Drumset
  3. Constant Supply of SWEET Music
  4. A Krabby Patty
  5. An Obedient Husky
  6. An Unlimited Soda Machine
  7. Season Pass to either Park City or Solitude
  8. A Time Machine
  9. A Zombie-Making Machine
  10. Unlimited Money Supply
So today, I realize that I do not appreciate people who have unstable moods. If you are going to be a happy person, PLEASE be a happy person on a regular and predictable basis.
When you are the kind of person that can NEVER be predicted when it comes to moods,

You can go eat goat poop.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

The Biggest Loser In Loser Town

What would planet Earth be like if certain humans didn't inhabit it?

Well, for starters, it would be infinitely less stressful. I would love to say that I live a happy and full life, in which I appreciate and enjoy all I come into contact with.

Unfortunately, that would be a lie.

It's not that bad that the Hunk Muffin (names have been changed to protect them from my own rage) is taking my Woman to her own Prom. I say it's not that bad, which it realistically isn't, but that doesn't prevent me from hating him.

Or hating the fact that MY GIRL is going to be with him.

For Prom.

(Maybe I have sharing issues?)

But the thing that really [and I mean REALLY] chaps my khakies is that she is officially Prom Royalty. So not only will she be wearing the dress She said She would only want to wear for me at our Prom, but She will also be dancing in the arms of the Hunk Muffin AND possibly becoming Westlake's 2011 Prom Queen (which She TOTALLY Deserves!!!)

Now, back to the where I began.
If the world was free of certain "humans" the world would be a better place, right? 

  • Hitler
  • Bin Laden
  • Sadam Hussein
  • the guy who invented McDonalds
  • the inventor of porn
  • the inventor of cheese
  • whoever is causing all the crap over in the Middle East, which is bringing our gas prices up (which makes it harder to go see my Girlfriend)
  • Hulk Hogan
  • etc.
But, to sum all of my current feelings up at the moment, I would like to give out a deliciously large -Eff YOU- to the failure of my day: 

Hunk Muffin.

Go eat goat poop.