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Thursday, March 10, 2011

The Biggest Loser In Loser Town

What would planet Earth be like if certain humans didn't inhabit it?

Well, for starters, it would be infinitely less stressful. I would love to say that I live a happy and full life, in which I appreciate and enjoy all I come into contact with.

Unfortunately, that would be a lie.

It's not that bad that the Hunk Muffin (names have been changed to protect them from my own rage) is taking my Woman to her own Prom. I say it's not that bad, which it realistically isn't, but that doesn't prevent me from hating him.

Or hating the fact that MY GIRL is going to be with him.

For Prom.

(Maybe I have sharing issues?)

But the thing that really [and I mean REALLY] chaps my khakies is that she is officially Prom Royalty. So not only will she be wearing the dress She said She would only want to wear for me at our Prom, but She will also be dancing in the arms of the Hunk Muffin AND possibly becoming Westlake's 2011 Prom Queen (which She TOTALLY Deserves!!!)

Now, back to the where I began.
If the world was free of certain "humans" the world would be a better place, right? 

Examples:
  • Hitler
  • Bin Laden
  • Sadam Hussein
  • the guy who invented McDonalds
  • the inventor of porn
  • the inventor of cheese
  • whoever is causing all the crap over in the Middle East, which is bringing our gas prices up (which makes it harder to go see my Girlfriend)
  • Hulk Hogan
  • etc.
But, to sum all of my current feelings up at the moment, I would like to give out a deliciously large -Eff YOU- to the failure of my day: 

Hunk Muffin.

Go eat goat poop. 

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